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Odd Job
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
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 In-game insults that went down well |
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You know when a guy is trying to rattle you, trying to make a witty remark and you come back with something better...well post it here in this thread. I recently got Freekill quite a good one. I told him that the reason his mother is so fat is that every time she polishes my knob I give her a biscuit. Several gonzos witnessed that and enjoyed it I might add.
Then I got Cerberus quite a good one because he was trying to say he had been round to my mother's house. I said, oooooohhhh you must be the guy she is training not to ejaculate prematurely.
He he he
I then told him that I was going to stop screwing his mother because she was so fat that last time I boned her I burnt my arse on the light-bulb.
Ja.
If you want to try to out-talk a gonzo, you are playing a a losing game, fool.
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| Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:49 am |
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Odd Job
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Got Cerberus with another one...we were on the ship map and I stood at the rail and said "Hey Cerby, isn't that your mum swimming out to us with a mattress strapped to her back?"
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dirtyjacky
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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OK i got one happened some minutes ago. I just report now before go sleeping:
It was on the map snow...halix (suprise suprise!!!) was camping on the right side of terror spawn...incredible lameass position! As he got me there I was bit (lets call it "angry"!) and I wrote (something lik!) :
HALIX I WILL VISIT YOU NEXT ROUND THERE...WITH MY KNIFE!
and at the beginning of the next round
WAIT FOR ME SUCKER
well to bring it to the point: I knifed the shit out of him.
Thank you and good night 
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KillaMasta
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Eazy
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
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Yesterday night, while we were pwning with ]Force[W0o on shotzone, a bad ass started saying we cheat ect...
Was really boring ><
There was so much insults that i cant remember xD
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Spliffy
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Cmon eazy.
That was gay 
A gonzo would say something like:
I was pwning some nooby ass on Shitzone Serveur with Woo and then some wanker called me a cheat, so I knifed him in the balls and sat on his face. Afterwards I changed team and followed him around everywhere blocking him and making him tk me until I complained enough and he got kicked from server. He went to massa but I made him one of my friends in qtracker so when he changed server I followed him there and annoyed him even more. He asked me "what is your problem gonzo noob" to which I replied "you are my problem you dunerschnitzel now eat my bullets and die die die!"
He said "OMFG you are such a faggot"
I said "Hey your mother is so ugly, they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies!"
He cried.
I laughed and went back to join shotzone.
Thats more like gonzo style...
Obviously you should maybe wait until you are a full member before doing this
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Eazy
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Na seriously. We pwned his mum 2 or 3 times but i can"t remember xD
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KillaMasta
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xD niice one, spliffy-stuart. like always
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Bionic Commando
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KillaMasta
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Killa, du schlumpfe. |
whuuaat? ehhr, why? 
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Bionic Commando
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