Register • Search • FAQ • Memberlist • Usergroups • Log in first-of-the-new-day-topic Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 205, 206, 207 ... 506, 507, 508  Next      teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Funny shit! View previous topic View next topic first-of-the-new-day-topic Author Message d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 TriffiD wrote: d3im0s wrote: ( >'.')> wrote: One time i was going to fuck this really hot bitch and when i dropped my pants she laughed at my tiny sausage. So i went to the cemetery and dug up john holmes sucked his dick and stole his power. Went back to the whore with my huge schlong and cracked her up. I could see the tip of my cock from her mouth as i rammed it up her tight little arse. So it was like a buttfuck and a blowjob at the same time, which was quite nice. hahaha...and suddenly you woke up ...with a disturbing grin on your dogs face. pfui. _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:21 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany d3im0s wrote: TriffiD wrote: d3im0s wrote: ( >'.')> wrote: One time i was going to fuck this really hot bitch and when i dropped my pants she laughed at my tiny sausage. So i went to the cemetery and dug up john holmes sucked his dick and stole his power. Went back to the whore with my huge schlong and cracked her up. I could see the tip of my cock from her mouth as i rammed it up her tight little arse. So it was like a buttfuck and a blowjob at the same time, which was quite nice. hahaha...and suddenly you woke up ...with a disturbing grin on your dogs face. pfui. What? He started it... _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:09 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany 1st Right now I am configuring a new PC. My boss sponsors it. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:02 am d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 TriffiD wrote: 1st Right now I am configuring a new PC. My boss sponsors it. wow...what kind of boss tends to sponsor a new pc?...must be your pimp daddy hum? _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:39 am TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany d3im0s wrote: TriffiD wrote: 1st Right now I am configuring a new PC. My boss sponsors it. wow...what kind of boss tends to sponsor a new pc?...must be your pimp daddy hum? Well, I of course offered him, to bend over at once, but he said he did not want that. No, the point is rather that I use my private PC a lot for the job. Besides he had asked me, to install three more computers to the LAN. I calculated it and we found that PCs are pretty inexpensive at the moment. All in all it was 1700 EUR quit for all three of them (including TFT, OS and even taxes). Maybe it's because there are no new fancy processors, Intel and AMD are in competition and the cheap US$ did play a role, too, I guess. So he asked me how much a pc was, if I wanted to build one for myself. I said it would be about 1500,- and he said: "All right do it". So I sat down, yesterday and started to set one up. I can keep my Harddisks, TFT, Mouse, KB, Soundcard, DVD and stuff like that. I cut out Water-Cooling (Damn, after four years of roaring fans, I originally wanted that) and left hardware aside that uses too much energy (I don't fancy a system that uses 800W or more). And nearly hit the spot. I plan to get the Intel Core i7 920 Processor and Gainward GTX260 Golden Sample as GC. I hope that prepares me for the years to come. Any hint on the graphics card would be welcome, though. I selected this one, because it uses less than 200W, is an NVIDIA and people seem to be quite happy with this. I had ATI twice before and always had problems. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:12 pm Bionic Commando Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 5409 Location: Under the hood. Stop the fucking computer talk and go drink some alcohol, it is your only true friend. _________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3332770 C4 Corvette, love her till my death. Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:24 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Bionic Commando wrote: Stop the fucking computer talk and go drink some alcohol, it is your only true friend. Actually "computer talk" would be like this: 101110101010001011101101101011111010110go dance with a tree1101010110010101011100011010010101000101001001110100101010101010 _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:29 pm d3im0s Site Admin Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 2431 TriffiD wrote: d3im0s wrote: TriffiD wrote: 1st Right now I am configuring a new PC. My boss sponsors it. wow...what kind of boss tends to sponsor a new pc?...must be your pimp daddy hum? Well, I of course offered him, to bend over at once, but he said he did not want that. No, the point is rather that I use my private PC a lot for the job. Besides he had asked me, to install three more computers to the LAN. I calculated it and we found that PCs are pretty inexpensive at the moment. All in all it was 1700 EUR quit for all three of them (including TFT, OS and even taxes). Maybe it's because there are no new fancy processors, Intel and AMD are in competition and the cheap US$ did play a role, too, I guess. So he asked me how much a pc was, if I wanted to build one for myself. I said it would be about 1500,- and he said: "All right do it". So I sat down, yesterday and started to set one up. I can keep my Harddisks, TFT, Mouse, KB, Soundcard, DVD and stuff like that. I cut out Water-Cooling (Damn, after four years of roaring fans, I originally wanted that) and left hardware aside that uses too much energy (I don't fancy a system that uses 800W or more). And nearly hit the spot. I plan to get the Intel Core i7 920 Processor and Gainward GTX260 Golden Sample as GC. I hope that prepares me for the years to come. Any hint on the graphics card would be welcome, though. I selected this one, because it uses less than 200W, is an NVIDIA and people seem to be quite happy with this. I had ATI twice before and always had problems. if you need some advice for your setup I'd be pleased to help you.... 1500€ omg...you can build a hell of a machine with that amount of money my dear....check out www.mindfactory.de (cheap parts, brilliant service) _________________ Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres. Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:46 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany d3im0s wrote: if you need some advice for your setup I'd be pleased to help you.... 1500€ omg...you can build a hell of a machine with that amount of money my dear....check out www.mindfactory.de (cheap parts, brilliant service) How nice. Thx! I will go there later. I'll send you a pm then, too. _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:56 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Oh and: 1st _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:26 pm dirtyjacky Site Admin Joined: 21 Jan 2006 Posts: 718 Location: Mainhatten http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275 _________________ ...dirty has enough HATE for you... Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:53 am Spliffy Site Admin Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 2106 Location: Coquelles, France TriffiD wrote: Bionic Commando wrote: Stop the fucking computer talk and go drink some alcohol, it is your only true friend. Actually "computer talk" would be like this: 101110101010001011101101101011111010110go dance with a tree1101010110010101011100011010010101000101001001110100101010101010 not bad _________________ Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:30 pm Spliffy Site Admin Joined: 10 Feb 2006 Posts: 2106 Location: Coquelles, France dirtyjacky wrote: http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275 And not bad either _________________ Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:33 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Yiggyyiggy _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:27 pm TriffiD Site Admin Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 1939 Location: Lüneburg, Germany Spliffy wrote: dirtyjacky wrote: http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275 And not bad either I don't like the ending, though. I dislike horse brutality... _________________ Finally online: TriffiD's Astronomy Page Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:34 pm Display posts from previous:  All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year  Oldest FirstNewest First     teamgonzo.net Forum Index » Funny shit! 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