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KillaMasta



Joined: 08 Sep 2006
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A gentleman, isn't he?
http://video.de.msn.com/watch/video/how-to-pick-up-women/1j2chiygs

Btw.: WTF... Or is Bionic the guy surfing? Laughing

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Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:45 pm View user's profile Send private message
Bionic Commando



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I thought that he would carry those bitches in the trunk.
Shocked

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Bionic Commando



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You know what day is today?
It is nightdriving day. Or night.
We get quite dark nights here now, and that is of course an awesome thing!

My town have two days party this "Night of the Happenings" if I may translate it straight.
In this party people gather around the town to drink and see all kinds of shows and entertainers.
This first day, being thursday is usually a little bit quieter and this is also time the shy artists come to
crawl the streets. You know this type, these treehuggers and such. Time to go to ruin their peace.
Laughing Laughing Laughing
Tomorrow is just a traditional day to drink as much as you can, so all teenagers and drunkards show up.

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KillaMasta



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Could it be, Bionic, that you just drink the whole day and as often as you can? Your country is much more drinking that Poland Laughing I think, in few years you will displace the polish drinker! YOU ADDICTED BITCHES Twisted Evil

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Spliffy
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Tree huggers must love you pulling up in a roaring corvette...

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Spliffy wrote:
Tree huggers must love you pulling up in a roaring corvette...


Bio should put a sticker in his car that says "Hybrid" Laughing

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I like arnie's dick Laughing Laughing
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KillaMasta



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He has no Chorvette anymore, has he? I thought he was selling that nice car... Evil or Very Mad

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Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:38 pm View user's profile Send private message
TriffiD
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KillaMasta wrote:
He has no Chorvette anymore, has he? I thought he was selling that nice car... Evil or Very Mad

Shocked
He said Jehova!

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Bonzo



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Triff you are obsessed with British films.Are there any funny German ones I should know about?

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TriffiD
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Bonzo wrote:
Triff you are obsessed with British films.Are there any funny German ones I should know about?

Hardly any. The problem with us Germans is not that we had no humour, but for some reason we cannot help but stealing funny Ideas from other movies and recycle them.
A quite good and very successful German movie was "Der Schuh des Manitu". But watch the last few seconds of this trailer and this scene from "The Naked Gun".
It was a funny film anyways, but I don't know if there is an English synchronisation. Watch this as an example.

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Splinx



Joined: 23 Dec 2006
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Location: Dortmund, Germany

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The Helge Schneider movies..Texas...00 Schneider..and Praxis Dr. Hasenbein...but i doubt there is a syncro

I consider em as funny as monty phyton (most ppl h8 helge though..the mark of the genius;)

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Bionic Commando



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But German TV-series rock!
Long live Der Alte and Ein Fall Für Zwei!

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