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Bonzo
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK |
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To join do you have to drink a bottle of cherry brandy filtered through a 3 week old pair of Oddjobs underpants 
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| Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:41 pm |
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.g.h.o.s.t.
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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| Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:55 pm |
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.g.h.o.s.t.
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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There will also be a filth inspection and a test to make sure that your hairiness is not enhance and is naturally cultivated...
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| Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:57 pm |
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Odd Job
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
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The other thing is this: you need to provide evidence of a bad character. You must please provide written references of at least two people who are not happy with you. (You can make it one reference only if the referee is a policeman).
There is another thing: we don't like clean socks here. If you are waltzing around in freshly-laundered socks you are not in our league. When you take your shoes off, at leat 37 people must faint and you must get a warning about breaching Geneva conventions. If you fart there in north England, I wanna hear it down here in London otherwise you don't have what it takes to be a gonzo 
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| Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:44 am |
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Bonzo
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK |
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My girlfriend says im a smelly twat who swears and smokes to much my socks could drop a bull rhino at a 1000 yards.Keep wearing those undies Ive got the bottle 
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| Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:46 pm |
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Bonzo
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK |
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I produce enough methane to power a small village for a month and produce a blast radius that makes Hemel Hempstead look like a scout group bonfire 
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| Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:20 pm |
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.g.h.o.s.t.
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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 Impressive.
If I feel a rumble under my feet and hear about a nuclear winter (With a green tint) in the UK I will presume it is you and Oddz.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:05 am |
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Bonzo
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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His has a red cherry haze effect
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:58 am |
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Skreek
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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I begin to like your Team. *g*
Feels like... ..like me
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:28 pm |
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gonzo|bull
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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so is this a request for a membership or just nonsens like every gonzo is producing it during the day?
moved to off topic...and if you wana join....write it the correct style.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Skreek
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no it is not 
unfortunately, as i'm big fat and ugly and also not very bright, my decisions dont come soo fast *g*
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ceterum censeo moldawiam supa ripa effesuss!!
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:21 pm |
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Korni
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like a dirty one
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| Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:50 pm |
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gonzo|bull
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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Location: Frankfurt, Germany |
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warming up old topics?
I dont like that!!
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KillaMasta
Joined: 08 Sep 2006
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warming up old topics?
I dont like that!! |
and why u do that then? watch dates .. it was YOUUUUUU!
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FishFace
Joined: 06 Sep 2006
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Noone ever gave me cherry brandy!
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