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Spliffy's wife



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Hello gonzos Laughing .

So you are the people stealing my husband from me Crying or Very sad . He spends all his evenings playing this game when he could be lying in bed with me Wink .

Now Mr Jacky my husband tells me you wanted to know what I was wearing today?

Well, as he never bothers to look at me anymore because he is always looking at this computer screen instead, I shall tell you. Today I was wearing a Yellow bikini. The weather was very nice so I put sun tan oil over my body and lay on my sun lounger all afternoon listening to some Electrojazz and Trance on my portable CD player.

Now Spliffy darling, if you don't want me to reveal any more saucy details to your "Compadres" I would suggest that you pay me a little more attention in the future.

Oh yes, something else I've noticed on your forum posts....what is this Spliffy sausage? Laughing Laughing Laughing
Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:31 pm View user's profile Send private message
Spliffy
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Erm........ Embarassed

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dirtyjacky
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Spliffy's wife wrote:
Hello gonzos Laughing .

So you are the people stealing my husband from me Crying or Very sad . He spends all his evenings playing this game when he could be lying in bed with me Wink .

Now Mr Jacky my husband tells me you wanted to know what I was wearing today?

Well, as he never bothers to look at me anymore because he is always looking at this computer screen instead, I shall tell you. Today I was wearing a Yellow bikini. The weather was very nice so I put sun tan oil over my body and lay on my sun lounger all afternoon listening to some Electrojazz and Trance on my portable CD player.

Now Spliffy darling, if you don't want me to reveal any more saucy details to your "Compadres" I would suggest that you pay me a little more attention in the future.

Oh yes, something else I've noticed on your forum posts....what is this Spliffy sausage? Laughing Laughing Laughing



Twisted Evil hmmm.... if mister splify still not pay any attentin to you mon chere then it would perfect if you make him bit jealous and stuff like that by making a picture of your bikini...with...eh content...eh... maybe! just an idea---- Embarassed
to the topic of the sausage....i dont know...but he always says in the TS (something like skype for pro gamers Very Happy ) then he plays with the one hand and the other takes care of the sausage.

bit strange to me

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Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:16 pm View user's profile Send private message
Spliffy
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It probably took her a week just to work out how to register.

She'd never work out how to upload images to this forum and I will make sure she never works it out.

Time for the sausage to do some talking....

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LOL.....mhhhm....I could show her! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Bonzo



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I think we need some sort of rota for the oiling and other tasks Cool

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KillerMaster



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Hello Ms Spliffy. Nice to meet you! Spiffy said that you are a very good TC:E player *phlegm*(*schleim*)! Let's play for us the gonzo compadres!
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MONTANA



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Spliffy wrote:


Time for the sausage to do some talking....


ive practiced last 10 minutes....yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa... Laughing

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Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:39 am View user's profile Send private message
zewuchto



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hmmmmm....... a yellow bikini Very Happy
take care of the colza chafer he loves yellow Very Happy
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Spliffy's wife wrote:
Hello gonzos Laughing .

The weather was very nice so I put sun tan oil over my body and lay on my sun lounger all afternoon listening to some Electrojazz and Trance on my portable CD player.


Oooh, I bet that oil smelled like coconut (here should be a drooling smiley, but the Gonzos have a shortage of smiles) Very Happy
Btw, I looooove trance!!!
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d3im0s
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lol....spliffy...watch out for ur wifeys actions...think monti has a masterplan...

no more comments Laughing Laughing Laughing

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hmm..


















Yellow bikini











































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monty posts .. after 1 1/2 years later .. lol

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spliffy got owned? xD

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