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Odd Job



Joined: 29 Jan 2006
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Some people think that Gonzos can't be cute and sing sweet little nursery rhymes. Well they are wrong. Here is my nursery rhyme of the day:


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Poor Jack's gob
Got filled with knob
Cos Jill's a fucken tranny!


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dirtyjacky
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Laughing I hope the similarity to my nick is just a coinsident. Twisted Evil

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Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:38 pm View user's profile Send private message
Odd Job



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loooool

But don't mention similarities cos someone will start singing Jack and Bull Wink

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Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:42 pm View user's profile Send private message
p.a.d.s



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how delightfull.... XD

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KillerMaster



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lolz, I love gonzo, girlz. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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TriffiD
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Can one be off topic if the topic is called "Off-Topic"? Question Confused Question

edit: And what became of Jack and Jill?

2nd edit: I wonder: If Jills' name was Leonore - would they still have gone up the hill or to the shore? And do girls with names like Kate or Susan get their butts licked at all? Or do their boyfriends simply say: "I would lick you, but there's no place we can go?"

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Bionic Commando



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OddJob is great

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Kate can go to a different state and susan can go to cambodia as long as i care..

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Bionic Commando



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Maybe they can go to Varkaus?

Laughing

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For a butt licking? why not.. Very Happy

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Bionic Commando



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Who enjoys butt licking? I do, you do. Yes you do, yes you do.
Razz

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d3im0s
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Location: Hannover / Göttingen, Germany

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Bionic Commando wrote:
Who enjoys butt licking? I do, you do. Yes you do, yes you do.
Razz


so the questions here obviously are:

1. r u a BUTTLICKR (such as bio is)
2. r u a PZZYLICKR (such as kirbster is)
3. r u an ANALSLUT (such as bonzo is)
4. r u a COCKSUCKR (such as triffid is)


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Shifty



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so you wanna be a gangster ?
tell me just one thing
what you know about being a hardman
you mom buys your bling... Razz

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shifty is vanilla ice Laughing

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TriffiD
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Yeah right - you go on waffeling about everything and nothing, while Jack and Jill probably got addicted to alcohol or drugs or both or drugs only, considering that alcohol is a drug.
You make me all sick.

Who is now taking care of poor Jill's fanny?
I go crying now. Good night you superficial shallow bunch of rhubarb sticks. Rolling Eyes

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