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Bionic Commando



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Yeah, I have been gonzo for ONE YEAR NOW!

WOO!
Send me some booze!

What an strange journey this have been... omg!
It feels forever! Let me tell some things happened, and YES, all of these things are true, and happened in this year:

GoNe break up...
I have lose all my savings...
I have quit my job...
I have been drinking like there's no tomorrow...
I have much more hair now, everywhere...
My finger-, and toenails are all black...
I lose my camera...
My car has never been in such a bad shape...
Police took my drivers license...
Stole nightstick from police...
Spend 5 nights in jail (3 in row)...
Used more drugs, than ever in my life...
Lived with people I didn't knew...
Burn (almost down, phew!) one sauna badly...
Sunk my father's boat and break hes rifle...
Almost killed a man, while driving drunk...
Did some crime, I don't want to tell you about...
Got slapped in the face by many women...
I smoke more now...
I now wash my clothes very rarely...
My apartment looks terrible...
I quit my hobbys, like playing guitar and going in the gym...

Yeah, this was nice year, and yes, |gonzo isn't just a clan it is truly a way of life!
And THANK YOU GONZOS, for fucking my life badly, I liked it!


I see if I can stay alive for one more year with you guys.

See ya on the field!
Uncle & Masterchef
Bio

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Splinx



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gratz Twisted Evil

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KillaMasta



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YEEEEEEEEAZ! & soon I'm tha most-active-gonzo with HEIN Laughing .. 3 years ... comin' soon Twisted Evil

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"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic
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d3im0s
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Post Re: |gonzolife for 52 weeks Reply with quote
Bionic Commando wrote:
Yeah, I have been gonzo for ONE YEAR NOW!

WOO!
Send me some booze!

What an strange journey this have been... omg!
It feels forever! Let me tell some things happened, and YES, all of these things are true, and happened in this year:

GoNe break up...
I have lose all my savings...
I have quit my job...
I have been drinking like there's no tomorrow...
I have much more hair now, everywhere...
My finger-, and toenails are all black...
I lose my camera...
My car has never been in such a bad shape...
Police took my drivers license...
Stole nightstick from police...
Spend 5 nights in jail (3 in row)...
Used more drugs, than ever in my life...
Lived with people I didn't knew...
Burn (almost down, phew!) one sauna badly...
Sunk my father's boat and break he's rifle...
Almost killed a man, while driving drunk...
Did some crime, I don't want to tell you about...
Got slapped in the face by many women...
I smoke more now...
I now wash my clothes very rarely...
My apartment looks terrible...
I quit my hobbys, like playing guitar and going in the gym...

Yeah, this was nice year, and yes, |gonzo isn't just a clan it is truly a way of life!
And THANK YOU GONZOS, for fucking my life badly, I liked it!


I see if I can stay alive for one more year with you guys.

See ya on the field!
Uncle & Masterchef
Bio


omfg Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I got tears in my eyes right now...

bio you boob...I think gonzo owes you something cos you have become a honorary and respected (well not always Laughing Laughing Laughing) member of the gonzo family...


so....I got a good idea for bio's sake




FREE ASIAN CHICKS FOR ALL!!!! LET'S INVADE FOKKIN' CHINA, JAPAN AND PAPUA NEW GUINEA!!!!


eeerm...







btw: I wanna see some pics of your toilet...darn this must be a true shithole gonzomess Laughing Laughing Laughing


ps: don't forget your cooking school and your kitchen

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KillaMasta



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but first he has to find his camera.. XD
& then pornpics & chickachica Laughing

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"One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Uncle Bionic
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Blueberry
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Laughing

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Bionic Commando



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Thank you for your support!

Crying or Very sad Laughing

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d3im0s
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fullstop.







erm...I don't want to bother the whole funny "discussion" but reading that post over and over again...is this all honestly true?....I mean...OMG....bio.... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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Deimos: His name means dread, and he was a fearsome son of Bull & Dirty the fearful gods of war. He always attended his gay fathers on the battlefield, along with his compadres.
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Shifty



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holy shit bio.... Shocked Surprised Confused

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Bionic Commando



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Nah, don't worry, I'm OK, and yes, it is true... but hell.. year is a long time.... hehehe, it looks worse, when I list it that way... but yeah, there are many things missing too. Laughing
If you list all the sick things happened to you, well, I think your list would be even more radical.
Look at bonzo, he's list would be like this in 1 DAY. Bonzo lives in the edge.
Laughing Twisted Evil

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haha Laughing

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Have to say you Germans look very well behaved if that was the Uk you would see drunk fat girls fighting Exclamation
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OKlop



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congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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OKlop wrote:
congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Bionic Commando



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OKlop wrote:
congratz Bio...and dont worry, all is good untill u start sucking cock for money Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Embarassed

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Bio u just made baby jesus cry Crying or Very sad
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But luckily i dont believe any of that jesus crap so i dont give a rats ass..
Its always fun to be fucking around drunk & stoned & get boned in da arse
but dont get caught while doing it.
Did u smash ur vette while u were drunk?

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