Wanna be a gonzo?

This sounds like real trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over.

I advise you to get a very fast computer. And you'll need large amounts of Alcohol. Tape recorder for special music, Acapulco shirts... and if you get approved it will blow our weekend, 'cause naturally we'll have to party with you.
And we'll have to arm ourselves... to the teeth.

Still reading?

And you are over legal age, speaking some understandable language (no dutch!), not one of the permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the gonzo culture.
Then my good man feel free to convince us here!