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Bonzo



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK

Post Initiation ceremony Reply with quote
To join do you have to drink a bottle of cherry brandy filtered through a 3 week old pair of Oddjobs underpants Razz
Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:41 pm View user's profile Send private message
.g.h.o.s.t.



Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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yes....


yes you do...


Neutral
Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:55 pm View user's profile Send private message ICQ Number
.g.h.o.s.t.



Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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There will also be a filth inspection and a test to make sure that your hairiness is not enhance and is naturally cultivated...
Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:57 pm View user's profile Send private message ICQ Number
Odd Job



Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 60
Location: London

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The other thing is this: you need to provide evidence of a bad character. You must please provide written references of at least two people who are not happy with you. (You can make it one reference only if the referee is a policeman).
There is another thing: we don't like clean socks here. If you are waltzing around in freshly-laundered socks you are not in our league. When you take your shoes off, at leat 37 people must faint and you must get a warning about breaching Geneva conventions. If you fart there in north England, I wanna hear it down here in London otherwise you don't have what it takes to be a gonzo Wink

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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:44 am View user's profile Send private message
Bonzo



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK

Post Farting Reply with quote
My girlfriend says im a smelly twat who swears and smokes to much my socks could drop a bull rhino at a 1000 yards.Keep wearing those undies Ive got the bottle Twisted Evil
Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:46 pm View user's profile Send private message
Bonzo



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Location: Stockport UK

Post The mother of all Farts Reply with quote
I produce enough methane to power a small village for a month and produce a blast radius that makes Hemel Hempstead look like a scout group bonfire Very Happy
Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:20 pm View user's profile Send private message
.g.h.o.s.t.



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Cool Impressive.

If I feel a rumble under my feet and hear about a nuclear winter (With a green tint) in the UK I will presume it is you and Oddz.
Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:05 am View user's profile Send private message ICQ Number
Bonzo



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: Stockport UK

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His has a red cherry haze effect Very Happy
Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:58 am View user's profile Send private message
Skreek



Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Laughing
I begin to like your Team. *g*

Feels like... ..like me

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ceterum censeo moldawiam supa ripa effesuss!!

Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:28 pm View user's profile Send private message
gonzo|bull
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
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Location: Frankfurt, Germany

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so is this a request for a membership or just nonsens like every gonzo is producing it during the day? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

moved to off topic...and if you wana join....write it the correct style.

Wink
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Skreek



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no it is not Sad
unfortunately, as i'm big fat and ugly and also not very bright, my decisions dont come soo fast *g*

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Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:21 pm View user's profile Send private message
Korni



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like a dirty one
Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:50 pm View user's profile Send private message ICQ Number
gonzo|bull
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 991
Location: Frankfurt, Germany

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warming up old topics?

I dont like that!!

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KillaMasta



Joined: 08 Sep 2006
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Location: Münster, Germany

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gonzo|bull wrote:
warming up old topics?

I dont like that!!


and why u do that then? watch dates .. it was YOUUUUUU!

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Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:15 pm View user's profile Send private message
FishFace



Joined: 06 Sep 2006
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Location: Northport, Manchester

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Noone ever gave me cherry brandy!

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